jack screaming from the next room over
me (while running in to see what's happening): what's wrong, buddy? what happened?!?
jack: i bit my shoulder!!!!
me (looking at him with a look of obvious confusion): i'm sorry, what? WHO bit your shoulder?
jack: i did. oh, it hurts so bad...
yes, there were some major bite marks. no, i still don't know how he managed that. or WHY, for that matter.
isabel (skipping in from playing outside): mommy, i love you sooo much.
me: oh honey, i love you so much, too.
isabel (running back outside to play): i just wanted to come tell you that because i feel so happy.